Who's On First?
by Chad Weaver aka Another PA Coach copyright 2002

"I heard a story (probably not a true story but something a coach dreamed up
but had the sense not to carry out) about a coach who had a team full of
parents who thought that their kid should be starting/playing more, etc.

One game this coach told all 16 of his players that they were starting. They
started to ask him what he was doing but he told them to do as they were
told. So time comes for the opening tip and 16 players walk out there.

The ref comes over to the coach and says, "Hey, coach, you can only have five
out there!"

The coach stands up, wheels around to face the parents in the stands, and
says "See! It's not my fault! He says I can only play five at a time!"